The Golden Boy
$1,000,000.00
The one and only.
All you ever wanted. All you’ll ever need.
The embodiment of purity and all-things-golden.
Disclaimer: You will receive a photograph of The Golden Boy printed on a piece of 8 1/2” X 11” printer paper. You cannot handle owning such a powerful being. Although, the photograph provides a more consumable form of his golden energy anyway, so it all works out.
Let his golden aura enlighten you and guide you down the path of fulfillment.
★★★★★
“My life will never be the same.”
You after purchasing The Golden Boy.